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Scientists confirm what citizens always knew—time moves painfully slow in government offices. One hour outside feels like an eternity inside

The Mafia is coming for blood, or water, whatever fits the narrative! A chilling photo surfaced yesterday that sent shockwaves through...

In what might be the boldest (and dumbest) identity reveal of the year, a man has declared he’s lettuce—only to realize that life as a...

In a story that's somehow both hilarious and tragic, smartphone alarm clocks have officially snapped. After years of enduring relentless...

In a surprise announcement that has everyone from Mahim to Mar-a-Lago talking, former U.S. President Donald Trump declared his plans to...

In a brutally direct move, the government has issued a special Diwali directive aimed at one very specific group: Noisy Liberals !...