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Why the Caveman Era Was the Golden Age of Doing the Bare Minimum

Back when life was all about not dying before sunset, greatness had really low standards. Like trip-over-it kind of low. You didn’t need...

Jun 62 min read

Ah socialism, the noble pursuit of equality, fairness, and shared prosperity. Until, of course, the Wi-Fi goes down, and suddenly, it's...

Apr 181 min read

Look, I don’t know who the fuck is in charge of writing Japanese proverbs, but they need to chill. Because every time my life falls apart...

Apr 172 min read

Scientists confirm what citizens always knew—time moves painfully slow in government offices. One hour outside feels like an eternity inside

Jan 292 min read

The Mafia is coming for blood, or water, whatever fits the narrative! A chilling photo surfaced yesterday that sent shockwaves through...

Jan 263 min read

In what might be the boldest (and dumbest) identity reveal of the year, a man has declared he’s lettuce—only to realize that life as a...

Jan 201 min read

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