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Why the Caveman Era Was the Golden Age of Doing the Bare Minimum
Back when life was all about not dying before sunset, greatness had really low standards. Like trip-over-it kind of low. You didn’t need...
12 hours ago2 min read


Everyone’s a Socialist Until the Wi-Fi Stops Working
Ah socialism, the noble pursuit of equality, fairness, and shared prosperity. Until, of course, the Wi-Fi goes down, and suddenly, it's...
Apr 181 min read


Why the Fuck Do These Japanese People Have a Relatable Proverb for Every Life Situation
Look, I don’t know who the fuck is in charge of writing Japanese proverbs, but they need to chill. Because every time my life falls apart...
Apr 172 min read


Research Proves Time Runs Slower for Government Employees
Scientists confirm what citizens always knew—time moves painfully slow in government offices. One hour outside feels like an eternity inside
Jan 292 min read


Hydration Mafia: Bisleri Goes Full Godfather, Declares War on Knockoff Bottles!
The Mafia is coming for blood, or water, whatever fits the narrative! A chilling photo surfaced yesterday that sent shockwaves through...
Jan 263 min read


Man Who Identifies as Lettuce, Lives in Constant Fear of Being Tossed into a Salad
In what might be the boldest (and dumbest) identity reveal of the year, a man has declared he’s lettuce—only to realize that life as a...
Jan 201 min read
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