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Sep 303 min read
Did Friday Night and Saturday Totally Wreck Monday’s Reputation?
In what can only be described as the most pointless debate since arguing about pineapple on pizza, the world is now asking: Are Friday...
Sep 273 min read
Tim Cook Announces: "We're Not in the Phone Business, We're in the Gullible Idiot Looting Business!"
In a press conference that shattered the usual corporate PR playbook, Apple CEO Tim Cook dropped a bombshell. “We’re not just in the...
Sep 252 min read
Millennial Arrested for Saying "SKRRRT" and "No Cap" Without Context—Gets 13 Years of Vocabulary Rehab
In a peculiar case that’s baffled both locals and law enforcement, a 33-year-old millennial has been arrested for repeatedly using Gen Z...
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